So something I've recently noticed is that on an iphone, the word f*** is automatically changed to duck. It's super unhelpful when I'm angry and trying to curse someone off and all I can manage is:
I keep trying to be all serious and angry but then autocorrect changes it and ruins everything. Honestly, sometimes I just want to shoot whoever came up with this.
Another autocorrect malfunction:
Friend: "Hey what's up?"
Me: "Nothing much just headed to Ohio for dinner with my family."
Me: "*iHop*!!!!! Ducking autocorrect.
God dammit autocorrect. Can I ever win?