Wednesday, March 27, 2013
So here's what happened the other day. I was brushing my hair while staring at my eyes in the mirror (sometimes they're blue but sometimes they're green and I like to check so I know because I'm ridiculous) when I remembered that myth that everyone always told me in elementary school about pupils changing size when you lie so naturally I looked in the mirror really closely and repeated: "My name is Shaniqua, my name is Keith Urban, my name is Shaniqua, my name is Keith Urban." Over and over and over again for a good 10 minutes or so. Also, just to clarify, my name isn't Shaniqua, I wish it was, but it's not. I just used that as a place holder for my real name, which I'm not telling you. So anyways as I said that I watched my eyes to see if my pupils changed size, and they didn't! Those tiny 8 year old filthy liars! Also, I totally just realized that I have no idea who Keith Urban is. It just happened to be the first name that popped into my mind at the time. I have no idea why, it just was. I think he's a country singer though. I mean Keith? Only farmers are named Keith. I mean, except this librarian I know. But I mean, besides him, the picture that the name Keith paints in your head is a guy with a cowboy hat, long shoulder length cowboy-like hair, and who milks cows or like rides bulls. I don't know but thats just what it sounds like to me. I'm not really a country girl....can you tell?
Posted by It'sASecret at 7:44 PM